Fun-with-language Fans Pillows

'Shall we take a gander?'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I stand corrected."

Danth battle?

"Hair spray"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Correct Spelling Lane.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

Palindromedary.

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Tom Bowler

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Inn and Outt.

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

'Oh, it's different alright...but I'm not sure how much demand there'll be for a Noam Chomsky impersonator.'

"Why do I have to be a wolf in sheep's clothing? Why can't I just be wolf who happens to identify as a sheep?"

"Waiter, was my salmon wild?"

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'Is everything O.K.?'

"Did you call me Madam?"

The dentist's interpreter

'Toss the caper.'

"Window Pain"