Language Development Fan Pillows

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Danth battle?

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Correct Spelling Lane.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'She's got a speech impediment.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

Palindromedary.

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

Tom Bowler

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"Carpe the per diem."

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Inn and Outt.

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!