Language Development Fan T-Shirts

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Danth battle?

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'She's got a speech impediment.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

Palindromedary.

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

Tom Bowler

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"Carpe the per diem."

Inn and Outt.

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

'Misspelled...anything helps'