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'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Changing Minds

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Danth battle?

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"Hair spray"

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

William Pitt the Elder

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace