Language Games Player Pillows

Strawberry Shake

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Some card-game puns

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Danth battle?

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Heart To Heart

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Self Raising Flour

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."