Language Game Player Pillows

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

Honey Comb

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Marco ..."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Some card-game puns

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Strawberry Shake

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Spot the fur ball.

Shoe repair

"I've been window-shopping..."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Heart To Heart

Self Raising Flour

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"