Language Games Expert Pillows

Wordplay: Fly-tipping.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Some card-game puns

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'