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T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I stand corrected."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Danth battle?

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Shoe repair

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Strawberry Shake

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Artichoking victim

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

"I've been window-shopping..."

Heart To Heart

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Blood donor centre

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Back Down

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'