Language Play Lovers Pillows

'Please write that down in Latin so I can take a week off work.'

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Campaign for Plain English

Gay Times...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I stand corrected."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Shell Fire

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Danth battle?

'They speak fish!'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'So, how was flight school?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Strawberry Shake

Shoe repair

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"