Language Play Lovers Prints

'Please write that down in Latin so I can take a week off work.'

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Campaign for Plain English

Gay Times...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Shell Fire

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Danth battle?

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'So, how was flight school?'

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Strawberry Shake

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'