Language Play Prints

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Man: 'Hey Barney,QUICK,get up here and check out this storm! There's BASEBALLS the SIZE of hail!'

Warning - may contain nuts.

"I want to report a storker."

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

'We've long suspected they may be laundering money.'

Back Down

'I'd like you to meet Ralph - he just came out of the closet.'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Heart To Heart

"...I then had major surgery on my neck and I've really never looked back since!"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Calling A Spade

"What's the opposite of stressed?"

"I'm Eggspecting."

Shoe repair

Blue cheese

Blood donor centre

ConDescending

"Wishing you a speedy recovery."

'What does TIF mean?'

Zeb-bras.

'Good moaning!'

Howdy dowdy? My doody's just fine, as you can see...

'Chicken with much room on toast.'

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

'Excuse me Postie! - You've got something hanging from your sack!'

llama

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

"Dang. They need to get a taller staff. I wanted a coffee."

Narpkins

Manny from heaven

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"