Language Play Experts Prints

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I stand corrected."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Strawberry Shake

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

Heart To Heart

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Blood donor centre

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

Back Down

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

'Excuse me Postie! - You've got something hanging from your sack!'

"We're having a whip-round for Jane - you're next."

"Oh, yes, 'Aloha' also means 'you're fired.'"

'Mr Wilks, I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific than 'an unidentified item in the bagging area'.'

"I'm afraid I have to trim your wages."