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'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I stand corrected."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Strawberry Shake

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Heart To Heart

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Blood donor centre

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

Back Down

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

'Excuse me Postie! - You've got something hanging from your sack!'

"I'm afraid I have to trim your wages."

"Oh, yes, 'Aloha' also means 'you're fired.'"

'If you'd like a second opinion, my colleague, Dr. Hand, is a specialist in layman's terms.'