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Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Strawberry Shake

Shoe repair

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Heart To Heart

Artichoking victim

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Blood donor centre

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

Back Down

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'