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Palindromedary.

Tom Bowler

"Date? No thank you. I'm diary intolerant."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Introducing...Anagraman.

Some card-game puns

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Airport

Strawberry Shake

"I've been window-shopping..."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Self Raising Flour

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

'She's got a speech impediment.'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Hot Line

Tug Of War

'Can, you hear me?'

Ventriloquist's fete

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

"Are we their yet?"

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

Airbus

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.