Language Games Fan Mugs

Palindromedary.

Tom Bowler

"Date? No thank you. I'm diary intolerant."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Some card-game puns

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Airport

Strawberry Shake

Self Raising Flour

"I've been window-shopping..."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Hot Line

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Ventriloquist's fete

'Can, you hear me?'

"Are we their yet?"

Tug Of War

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"