T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead
Language Game Players Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the linguistic charm of language game players? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that speak to those who love words, puzzles, and wordplay. Perfect for game nights, brainstorming sessions, or just showing appreciation for a language lover’s sharp wit.
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
Introducing...Anagraman.
"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"
Some card-game puns
"I stand corrected."
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.
"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."
'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'
"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"
F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.
'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'
Danth battle?
'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'
"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"
'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'
"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"
Shoe repair
Strawberry Shake
"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"
Heart To Heart
"I've been window-shopping..."
'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''
Self Raising Flour
Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!
"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."
'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'
'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'
"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"
"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."
Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet
'Can, you hear me?'
Language Game Players Gifts Collection
Language Game Players Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring hilarious and clever designs crafted for language game enthusiasts—perfect for brightening their morning routine.
Language Game Players Pillows
Discover pillows designed for word lovers, blending comfort with clever designs that celebrate their love for language puzzles.
Language Game Players Prints
Browse our art prints that honor language enthusiasts—ideal for decorating spaces with a clever, playful touch.
Language Game Players T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that showcase the wit and humor of language game players—great for everyday wear or special game nights.