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'The boyar waved his pencels at the passing zebec.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bangers and Mash

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Take me to you lieder.'

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

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"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Buck Naked

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

Books 'n' Carrots

Baby in Trunk.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

The Great Sarcasmo

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

The Octopuss.

"High Fashion"