Fun With Vocabulary Gifts

'The boyar waved his pencels at the passing zebec.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bangers and Mash

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'Take me to you lieder.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

Buck Naked

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Baby in Trunk.

Oh, that's Humpy's girlfriend, "Hunky Dory."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Books 'n' Carrots

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

The Great Sarcasmo

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

Night of the Living Veg