Quirky Vocabulary Enthusiast Gifts

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

Samuel Johnson

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

It's not like you to be late... Forgot to set my alarm cock. (Alarm cock? What did you say that for?!)

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

'The best the grotty magus could do was produce a footy pagurid.'

"Thank you, Slightly More Correct Wording Man!!"

'What does unaware mean?'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"Stop the presses - they've just redefined masculinity!"

'Somebody slipped a tranq in the rani's twanky.'

'Bouillabaisse!'

'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'

Wordy Sign Hanging on Door of the Thesaurus Editor

'Nothing rhymes with orange!' 'No it doesn't!'