Vocabulary Aficionado Gifts

Dictionary Publishing Inc. May I have a word with you?

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Final words on gravestones.

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Baptism Then and Now

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Scouse For Beginners

Proof Reading

Spellng Bee

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

For Pete's sake, Shirley, stop acting so smug about "getting carded." We were in a library.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Oxford Lexicon of Excuses for Bad Grammar and Faulty Spelling.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'