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Wordplay: Mind Games.

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

'The best the grotty magus could do was produce a footy pagurid.'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

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Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

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