Dictionary Enthusiast Gifts

'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'What does unaware mean?'

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Foreign Language Books

"You're in the new dictionary. Remember how the judge said you bring new meaning to the word 'loser'?"

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Mum bought me one of those 'abridged' dictionaries for my birthday and now I can't find the words to thank her..."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'