Idiom Dictionary Enthusiast Gifts

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

Soldier armed with a pen.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Nuts to you, too."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Management Reshuffle

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'