Idiom Dictionary Enthusiast Mugs

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Sauce for the Goose

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Nuts to you, too."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."