Idioms Lover Mugs

"I don't know why sawing logs refers to snoring...."

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Sauce for the Goose

"Nuts to you, too."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."