Idioms Lover Mugs

"I don't know why sawing logs refers to snoring...."

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

The devil you know and his plus one

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Nuts to you, too."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Sauce for the Goose

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Management Reshuffle

Uh, oh, the cows come home!