Lovers Of Idioms Mugs

"Now that we've talked about it, what are we going to do about it?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Campaign for Plain English

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Sauce for the Goose

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Nuts to you, too."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Shell Fire

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Management Reshuffle