Collecting Idioms Mugs

"Break an Egg!"

"How many times have I got to tell you?...Stay out of that stuff!"

"Don't judge a book by its cover...judge it by whether it's in the bargain bin or not!"

'I would like to draw your attention to Clause 14 that stipulates that this Public Liability Insurance does not cover you inside a china shop...'

"I'm hungry, Dear. How about opening a can of worms."

"Just because we don't doesn't mean we can't."

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'The day has come.'

'And if you don't always tell the truth, these pants are flame retardant.'

"My parent always told me to put the best foot forward. I'm just not sure which one."

"Come in and take the weight off your feet..."

'You mean that's the whole ball of wax?'

Management Reshuffle

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"The best things in life may be free but they'll absolutely kill you on the parking."

"Huh! I always thought it was just an expression!"

The only time pigs do fly...

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

Flying pigs

Rule Of Thumb

"I said you'd come to a sticky end someday!"

"Take us to your feeder."

Is my mother-in-law the only one who shows up with an attache case?

The early worm catches the bird.

'Why are you always so crabby?'

It's a serious drought when washing your car won't bring on rain.

Midas loses his touch.

"Keep your eyes on the ball, son."

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."

"Ah well, back to work - no rest for the wicked..."

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"Like they say, I'm getting too stoned with one bird."