Language Idioms Mugs

"Time to compare apples and oranges."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

Sauce for the Goose

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Elephant in the Womb

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."