Language Idioms Gifts

"Time to compare apples and oranges."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Sauce for the Goose

Soldier armed with a pen.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Nuts to you, too."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Elephant in the Womb

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Management Reshuffle

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."