Modern Idioms Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the wit and charm of modern idioms? Our collection offers witty, stylish items that celebrate today's language in a fun and relatable way. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products make your messages pop and bring a smile to their face. Ideal for friends, family, or colleagues who enjoy clever language and modern humor, these items turn everyday expressions into playful decor and accessories.

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"Little bastard played you like a video game."

"Little bastard played you like a video game." mockup

"Little bastard played you like a video game."

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees." mockup

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now." mockup

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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Sauce for the Goose

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"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!" mockup

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

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"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck." mockup

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

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"Nuts to you, too."

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Soldier armed with a pen.

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'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?' mockup

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

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The devil you know and his plus one mockup

The devil you know and his plus one

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"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row." mockup

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

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Another day in the Splenda mines

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..." mockup

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

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"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again." mockup

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

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"He doesn't suffer fools gladly." mockup

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

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"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!" mockup

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

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Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

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"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?" mockup

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

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'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?' mockup

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

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Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods. mockup

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.' mockup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

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"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!" mockup

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

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"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher." mockup

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

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"Congratulations! You've won the bid." mockup

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

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"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.'' mockup

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

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"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room." mockup

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

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"Remember saying you'll give us a raise when 'pigs fly?' Well, it's time to pay up."

"Remember saying you'll give us a raise when 'pigs fly?' Well, it's time to pay up." mockup

"Remember saying you'll give us a raise when 'pigs fly?' Well, it's time to pay up."

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"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?" mockup

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

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"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!" mockup

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

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"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..." mockup

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

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Museum of Natural Cliches

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'See there is enough room to swing a cat in here!'

'See there is enough room to swing a cat in here!' mockup

'See there is enough room to swing a cat in here!'

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Modern Idioms Gifts Collection

Modern Idioms Mugs

Explore our range of modern idioms mugs—ideal for brightening mornings with a touch of humor and clever phraseology.

Modern Idioms Pillows

Check out our modern idioms pillows—bringing comfort and a witty update to your decor.

Modern Idioms Prints

Browse our modern idioms prints—artful, humorous, and perfect for decorating with a punchy, modern touch.

Modern Idioms T-Shirts

Discover our modern idioms t-shirts—perfect for expressing your personality and love for contemporary language with style.