Idioms And Expressions Gifts

"Good God Harris! When you said there was an 'Elephant in the room' I assumed it was a figure of speech!"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Sauce for the Goose

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Soldier armed with a pen.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The devil you know and his plus one

"Nuts to you, too."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Elephant in the Womb

Management Reshuffle

"Dogs are men."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'