Language And Idioms Gifts

"Hey, I'm unemployed, but I'm having fun with it."

"Well, it's the thought that counts."

"I know what it's called, I just think it's weird to do it on a horse."

'Do you suppose that sliced bread, was the best thing since sliced bread, once...'

'I always thought that church mouse thing was just a figure of speech.'

The Men-Only Cemetery.

"I need you to step up to the Mark."

Canned Worms

"My strength is in the details..."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Nuts to you, too."

"It lost a little something in translation."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Diolch

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I lettered in spelling."

Another day in the Splenda mines

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."