Reading Idioms Mugs

'I don't have to get up early anymore: I have my own worm-farm...'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Sauce for the Goose

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Management Reshuffle

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Remember saying you'll give us a raise when 'pigs fly?' Well, it's time to pay up."

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"