Idiom Lover Mugs

Pot and Kettle - "Who are you to judge?"

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'Perhaps someone ought to tell him it takes two to tango.'

Foot in ice cube.

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

Though unplanned, it was clear to Jim and Tammy that this newborn was a blessing in disguise.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

Iceberg Lettuce

'I don't have to get up early anymore: I have my own worm-farm...'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Well that answers that question!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Un-sliced bread is the greatest thing since sliced bread!"

Death and Taxes

"You would if you got up earlier."

"One man's treasure is also another man's treasure."

"Relax, I'm just here for your vacuum cleaner."

The Buck Stops Here

'I guess I shouldn't have put all my eggs in one basket, but what's the worst that can happen?'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I always tend to follow my nose."

"It's from opportunity...she'll be knocking today from between 8am-1pm."

"...and this is the room for error."

"He's got a photographic memory."

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

"I say it's seaweed, and I say the hell with it."

April fails to get all her ducks in a rowboat

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

"I'm about ready to just say 'the hell with it'!!"

Sods Law

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"