Idiom Appreciators Mugs

'We don't mention the room in the elephant.'

"This can't be the road to Hell, it isn't paved!"

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Sauce for the Goose

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Nuts to you, too."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Elephant in the Womb

Management Reshuffle