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"Now that we've talked about it, what are we going to do about it?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

The devil you know and his plus one

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

Sauce for the Goose

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Shell Fire

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

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'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

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Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'