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"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Hour of rising vs worm acquisition.

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

Ships about to hit the fan....

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

'This isn't going to be easy but we'll start looking.'

'Can of worms - do not open!'

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

"I think it's time we acknowledged the elephant in the room."

Big needle in a hay stack.

"Peg! What happened!?!"

'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'

'It's my sinuses, Doctor - I wake up but I don't smell the coffee.'

'That's 3 votes for 'When Hell Freezes Over'...now, a show of hands for 'When Pigs Fly'.'

"Don't listen. It's a red herring."

"It`s a sign of things to come."

Bear toilet.

'The IRS is here to bite the hand that feeds it.'

"Let me try to explain this from another angle..."

A light...they'd found a light!! But it wasn't the one at the end of the tunnel...

'Though you didn't actually attack the victim, your endlessly droning on about technical stuff did bore him to death.'

"So that's how he's able to crank the stuff out."

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"Why are you still digging the hole?"

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

Elephant in the Room

'I'm sorry but we don't make hay until the sun shines.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

'When I said 'feel my muscle', I meant the weight of my opinion,not my bicep.'

"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"

'Directions: Serve cold.'