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"Hey, what am I, chopped liver? Just kidding, I know I'm chopped liver but how about listening to some of my ideas once in a while?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Sauce for the Goose

"Nuts to you, too."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The devil you know and his plus one

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Elephant in the Womb

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Management Reshuffle

"They're home...the party's over!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."