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"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"That, my friends, is a hot potato."

A stunned silence fell on the group as it began to sink in that someone had let the cat out of the bag.

'Calm down Jenkins, it's simply a metaphor!'

"How sick are you feeling?"

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"Hey, I'm unemployed, but I'm having fun with it."

"I've been waiting three hours!", "Yes. 'Time is the great healer.'"

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

"It was built from a scratch."

"Yes, that is a pretty penny...but when I said that what the necklace would cost, I meant..."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I insist on my pound of flesh.'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

'So, stone, did you or did you not kill two birds?'

'Did you know the boss can do bird imitations? Right now he's watching us like a hawk.'

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

Accounts payable desk has trays marked 'A day late' and 'A dollar short'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Shaun had a potato on his shoulder, a chip wasn't enough.

Full Of Beans

Your fat a** is here. . . Hole in the ground...200 yards.

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way

First Robin of Spring

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

"No, you misunderstood me: Bob's not dead, he just literally fell off his perch..."

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure'. How much does it cost by the pound?'

"Cheer up, Pomeroy -- someday opportunity will nuke!"

Dog Eat Dog

"You both claim that this is how you found him. Well, I know a cock and bull story when I hear one."

Waste Not

"Of course the grass is greener on the other side: it's a darn golf course! They have money and a state of the art irrigation system..."

"... And I see you're willing to work for peanuts!"