Idiom Aficionado Pillows

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"That, my friends, is a hot potato."

A stunned silence fell on the group as it began to sink in that someone had let the cat out of the bag.

'Calm down Jenkins, it's simply a metaphor!'

"How sick are you feeling?"

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"I've been waiting three hours!", "Yes. 'Time is the great healer.'"

"Hey, I'm unemployed, but I'm having fun with it."

"Should we go online to say 'hi' to our friends?"

"Yes, that is a pretty penny...but when I said that what the necklace would cost, I meant..."

"It was built from a scratch."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

Shaun had a potato on his shoulder, a chip wasn't enough.

"From now on, don't let anyone twist your arm to drive at break-neck speed so you can get on stage and break a leg."

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Accounts payable desk has trays marked 'A day late' and 'A dollar short'

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

'I insist on my pound of flesh.'

'Did you know the boss can do bird imitations? Right now he's watching us like a hawk.'

'So, stone, did you or did you not kill two birds?'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Your fat a** is here. . . Hole in the ground...200 yards.

Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

Full Of Beans

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure'. How much does it cost by the pound?'

"You both claim that this is how you found him. Well, I know a cock and bull story when I hear one."

Dog Eat Dog

"Cheer up, Pomeroy -- someday opportunity will nuke!"

First Robin of Spring

"No, you misunderstood me: Bob's not dead, he just literally fell off his perch..."

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"