Idiom Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me."

"What I wouldn't give to be a fly on a different wall."

28,000 BC. Dr. Og discovers you can't get blood from a stone.

'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"It's hard to put my best foot forward when I've got so many."

'What a disappointment: The grass IS greener on the other side, but it doesn't taste any better...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'I figured it would be a cold day in hell, but this is ridiculous!'

'The day has come.'

"Oh yeah, well I say you're black!"

"Well, around here at least, we know for sure it will always be greener on the other side, wherever that may be..."

"Dad, when you say 'Life's a bowl of cherries' or 'Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs', what are you talking about?"

"How did you sleep?"

As they say - if the shoe fits - find the other one!

Round Hole Corp

"We're the Squats, I'm Diddly and he's Dooley!"

Man enters door labeled "One Thing", sees door labelled "Another"

Until the cows come home, they're doing this.

Once in a blue moon, a cow jumps over the moon. . .

"I slept late because I didn't want the early bird to catch me!"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"Where's the fire, pal?"

"He's not out of the woods yet."

"Take us to your feeder."

China Shop: 'No bulls allowed.'

'What people tend to forget is the room in the elephant.'

'Looks like rain.'

'That way if someone shucks a rock at me, they're more likely to hit an enemy.'

'What - pigs can't fly?! Why wasn't I informed of that before??'

Renown heart surgeon, doctor Linda Padgett, performing her famous "The-best-way-to-aman's-heart-is-through-his-stomach" technique.

"Oh, we can fly, but we're afraid if we do, it'll send the market into a panic."

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

'I wonder what is going to happen?'