Idiom Fanatic Pillows

"What's eating you now, Eric?"

Storm in a Teacup

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Fourth Little Pig

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

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Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Sauce for the Goose

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Nuts to you, too."

The devil you know and his plus one

Newt sale

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Warrior Woman

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."