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"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What were your salad days like?'

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Loser!

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Nuts to you, too."

The devil you know and his plus one

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Sauce for the Goose

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"They're home...the party's over!"

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

Management Reshuffle

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."