Idiom Lovers T-Shirts

Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,

"So that's it then? Just the one trick?"

"When Mom gives us alphabet soup it feels like she's putting word's in my mouth."

"There's gotta be an easier way to get candy from a baby."

'I agree Mr Hare: It's worrying that you continue being rational over March...'

"That new sheriff don't scare me none!"

Stuck in Limbo

ACME Mannequins. Damage incurred during shipping is costing us an arm and a leg!

"Wait. . . man, I totally forgot what I was gonna say."

"I've stopped thinking outside the box. Now I color outside the lines."

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"Lets talk this over. I think we got of on the wrong foot."

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

The devil you know and his plus one

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Sauce for the Goose

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'