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Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Holy Cow.

Flying pigs

Buck Naked

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Sauce for the Goose

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Nuts to you, too."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Elephant in the Womb

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Management Reshuffle

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."