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Par-tay!

"When you say ‘let’s not and say we did,’ do you mean let’s say we can, or ... wait – I’m confused."

"It used to be for catching sheep. Now it's just because I love it."

"Wise maybe, but I can't honestly say I feel old."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Nuts to you, too."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Elephant in the Womb