Vocabulary Aficionado Prints

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Staff Yearbook

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Final words on gravestones.

Baptism Then and Now

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Scouse For Beginners

Proof Reading

Spellng Bee

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.