Vocabulary Enthusiast Prints

'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'

"Thank you, Slightly More Correct Wording Man!!"

"Do you mind if I write in 'owner'? I'm running out of line space for 'entrepreneur'."

Wordy Sign Hanging on Door of the Thesaurus Editor

'She muzzily chose between the guimpe and the dirndl.'

'Somebody slipped a tranq in the rani's twanky.'

Wordplay: Liposuction

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"You're getting your words mixed up again, Doris. Serendipity, means a happy accident."

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"When I left home, I was a walking dictionary...abridged edition, as it turns out."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

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