Dictionary Aficionado Prints

"Stop the presses - they've just redefined masculinity!"

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Samuel Johnson

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Staff Yearbook

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Final words on gravestones.

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"They're home...the party's over!"

Baptism Then and Now

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Proof Reading